S.H. Allan > S.H.'s Quotes

“A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Zero

“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Cop

“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before each of my scheduled usage times (I don’t like to feel as if someone has just been in there when I have to go). However, for your convenience, there is also a toilet available with minimal wait time on the first floor lobby if you have an emergency and need immediate use.”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Pirate

“Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that.”
― Kyle Adams, Prize Package

“Rock-Paper-Scissors for it.”
“But you always cheat,” Blake whined. “And then you just punch me and growl that ‘rock beats face’.”
― Kyle Adams, A Gay Romance