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“Look at these lines! Look at them! I look like a Lamborghini with boobies!”
― DX, The Reluctant Master

“I sometimes glance around during church and wonder, ‘Who else is wearing a butt plug? Just me? Nah, can’t be. Oh, that guy! He’s got something up his poop shoot for certain!”
― DX, The Reluctant Master

“As Emma watched the proceedings, she eyed the gleaming metal device on her wrist. ‘The Iron Claw?’ Emma recalled, a little aghast. ‘Police pain compliance, debuted in the early 1930’s, fell out of favor in the 1970’s because it frequently caused permanent injury to the prisoner.’ Emma regarded the maid. ‘Someone’s not fucking around.”
― Ｄ.Ｘ.., A Beautiful Prison

“She was a rubberized, squirming seductress, a latex siren. Her bondage accented her curves, with shinny cups hungrily sucking her voluminous tits and her heavy corset squeezing her waist. I could see the muscles in her arms and thighs flex and contract.
I couldn’t look away.
She was beautiful.”
― DX, The Reluctant Master

“For all the thorns I'd faced, at last I'd found the roses.”
― Elizabeth Lowham, Beauty Reborn

“You told me you were a hero! That you were discharged, ‘Above Honorable’! Turns out you were simply defeated by a mutant penis to the face!”
― Dexter Herron, Shard's Thugs