Damon > Damon's Quotes

“We need to accept the strangeness of things as they are.”
― Ovid

“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”
― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote

“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
― Philip K. Dick, VALIS

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee.
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?”
― Spike Milligan

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.”
― Philip K. Dick, I Hope I Shall Arrive Soon

“To Do List: 1. Go into a crowded elevator and say: 2. ”I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here.”
― Hudson Moore, The Best Jokes 2016: Ultimate Collection