Jean Oram > Jean's Quotes

“Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.”
― Woody Allen, Annie Hall: Screenplay

“I've heard of a third eye, but I didn't realize it was a googly eye. I thought it was mythical.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“Your inner child was showing.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“She depended on him to smooth her brow when her shit-on-a-stick life got too covered in poop sprinkles.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“My apologies. I meant no offense." Except that his tone told her he didn't mean a word he'd just spoken.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“You realize I have to buy it now? How much is it?" he asked, reaching for the tag. She snatched the shirt out of his reach and carefully plucked off the tag before handing”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“You see..." Nash said, acting doctorly, "you've got to keep the testicles away from the body's heat for optimal sperm count." He snatched two chicken balls from the container in front of him and cupped them in his hand. He laid a spring roll between them. "That's the biggest source of the sperm count issue for many men: their choice of underwear keeps their testicles snug up against the body. The testes become overheated.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“Because when life handed you an opportunity you didn't turn your back or drag your feet. You made a choice and you leapt.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“You can't raise happy kids in a happy family if you aren't happy and don't know who you are. You can't pin your life on someone else's happiness.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“Why not surround yourself with things that make you content? After all, there's no place like home.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“You can't have the past. Only the future, and the future is, of course, completely uncertain.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“Sometimes you were handed a second chance, and all you had to do was close your eyes and step into it.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“You didn't date someone to change him. You dated him because you wanted him for the way he was. Flaws and fears and all.”
― Jean Oram, Whiskey and Gumdrops

“His butt must be jealous of the amount of crap that comes out his mouth.”
― Jean Oram, Rum and Raindrops

“That woman could spread gossip faster than the flu in a whorehouse.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“Shit storms are no fun to walk in with your mouth open.”
― Jean Oram, Champagne and Lemon Drops

“The sky was on fire.”
― Kyoko M., Of Dawn & Embers

“The binoculars in my hands were stolen.”
― Kyoko M., The Starlight Contingency