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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #3
    Terry Pratchett
    “If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • #4
    Terry Pratchett
    “The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

  • #5
    Terry Pratchett
    “I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset cos' they act like people", said Adam severely. "Anyway, if you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.”
    Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

  • #6
    Jasper Fforde
    “Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.”
    Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots

  • #7
    Terry Pratchett
    “Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?"
    Mort thought for a moment.
    "No," he said eventually, "what?"
    There was silence.
    Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #8
    Terry Pratchett
    “What have I always believed?
    That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”
    Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country," he read. "This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind.”
    Terry Pratchett, Jingo
    tags: war

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.”
    Terry Pratchett, Jingo
    tags: war

  • #12
    Neil Gaiman
    “He had heard about talking to plants in the early seventies, on Radio Four, and thought it was an excellent idea. Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did.
    What he did was put the fear of God into them.
    More precisely, the fear of Crowley.
    In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt or browning, or just didn't look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the other plants. "Say goodbye to your friend," he'd say to them. "He just couldn't cut it. . . "
    Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large, empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.
    The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.”
    Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “There was no light at the end of the tunnel--or if there was, it was an oncoming train.”
    Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

  • #14
    Terry Pratchett
    “There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “D’yer see it? This finger, laddie, could send ye to meet yer Maker!”
    Sgt. Deisenburger stared at the black and purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly, especially if it was ever used in the preparation of food.”
    Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

  • #16
    Terry Pratchett
    “I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “Whatever happens, they say afterwards, it must have been fate. People are always a little confused about this, as they are in the case of miracles. When someone is saved from certain death by a strange concatenation of circumstances, they say that's a miracle. But of course if someone is killed by a freak chain of events -- the oil spilled just there, the safety fence broken just there -- that must also be a miracle. Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.”
    Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

  • #18
    Marcel Pagnol
    “Les mots qui ont un son noble contiennent toujours de belles images.”
    Marcel Pagnol, La Gloire de mon père

  • #19
    Terry Pratchett
    “The Patrician was not a man you shook a finger at unless you wanted to end up being able to count only to nine.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
    tags: humor

  • #20
    Terry Pratchett
    “And these are your reasons, my lord?"
    "Do you think I have others?" said Lord Vetinari. "My motives, as ever, are entirely transparent."
    Hughnon reflected that 'entirely transparent' meant either that you could see right through them or that you couldn't see them at all.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Truth: Stage Adaptation

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.”
    “Sir?”
    “It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.”
    “Sir?”
    “That’s practically zen.”
    Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “Je suis ichi la plupart du temps de toute maniaere, vu que j’aetudie pour deveni un gonnagle." Le jeune Feegle brandit une sourimuse. "Et ils veulent pwint que j’en joue en bas parce que, selon eux, ma musique rappelle une arignie qui voudrait prouteu par les oreilles, maetesse.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
    tags: music

  • #23
    Homer
    “The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend as to find a friend worth dying for.”
    Homer

  • #24
    Max Brooks
    “On a des centaines de partis politiques et plus de groupes d'influence que de grains de sable sur nos plages. On a des grèves, des émeutes, des manifestations. Presque tous les jours. On comprend mieux pourquoi le Che s'est fait la malle après la révolution. C'est beaucoup plus facile de faire sauter les trains que de les faire arriver à l'heure.”
    Max Brooks

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #26
    Terry Pratchett
    “...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
    Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

  • #27
    Terry Pratchett
    “Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”
    Terry Pratchett, Going Postal



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