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“...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“We’re here to take over the world-- that’s why we’re starting here in Hamilton, Indiana-- the nerve center of the entire planet.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“ "Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."
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― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“I really should come with a warning label.”
― Tom Upton

“I just love things that serve a duel purpose.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
― Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson

“Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
― Mark Twain, Christian Science

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”
― Tom Upton, Tiny Voices

“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”
― Tom Upton, Vanished

“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.”
― Meg Cabot

“The peace sign is with two fingers not one.”
― Meg Cabot, Sanctuary

“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”
― Tom Upton, Vanished

“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”
― Tom Upton, Hellhounds

“Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.”
― Tom Upton, Vanished