Just Plain Weird Quotes

“...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“ "Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."
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― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“We’re here to take over the world-- that’s why we’re starting here in Hamilton, Indiana-- the nerve center of the entire planet.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?
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― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“I just love things that serve a duel purpose.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“If everything is perfect, nobody has to say a word.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“You can’t believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn’t send you, no matter whether or not you like it.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some things are meant to be broken--”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“just plain weird.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“If it were a gun,” I said, “I would’ve already taken it out and shot you.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird