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  • #1
    Robert Frost
    “If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”
    Robert Frost

  • #2
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #3
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #4
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #5
    “Every day is getting worse
    Do the same things and they hurt
    I don't know if I should cry
    All I know is that I'm tryin'
    I wanna believe in you, I wanna believe in you
    So why can't you be, be good to me....”
    Grace Norwich

  • #6
    Barack Obama
    “Yes We Can!”
    Barack Obama

  • #7
    Jimmy Buffett
    “Cheeseburger in paradise!”
    Jimmy Buffett

  • #8
    Scott Westerfeld
    “You see, freedom has a way of destroying things.”
    Scott Westerfeld, Extras

  • #9
    Barack Obama
    “Change we need”
    Barack Obama

  • #10
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #11
    “This is Earth. Isn't it hot?”
    paris hilton

  • #12
    “What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
    Paris Hilton

  • #13
    Josh Billings
    “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
    Josh Billings

  • #14
    June Carter Cash
    “Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend.”
    June Carter Cash

  • #15
    Dave Barry
    “You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!”
    Dave Barry

  • #16
    Julia Glass
    “When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.”
    Julia Glass

  • #17
    Mike Meyers
    “You can talk to a dog all day long, but he's just looking at you and thinking, 'Where's the ball?”
    Mike Meyers

  • #18
    Steven Wright
    “I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!”
    Steven Wright

  • #19
    Barack Obama
    “Why can't I just eat my waffle?”
    Barack Obama

  • #20
    Roland Smith
    “The only thing you'll find on the summit of Mount Everest is a divine view. The things that really matter lie far below.”
    Roland Smith, Peak

  • #21
    Barack Obama
    “You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.”
    Barack Obama

  • #22
    Albert Einstein
    “You never fail until you stop trying.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #23
    Albert Einstein
    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #24
    Kirby Larson
    “Hattie.' Grace patted my arm. 'My cows sing better than you do.”
    Kirby Larson, Hattie Big Sky

  • #25
    Henry Rollins
    “When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?”
    Henry Rollins

  • #26
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    “What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • #29
    Peter Gabriel
    “In your eyes I am complete.”
    Peter Gabriel

  • #30
    Dr. Seuss
    “I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”
    Dr. Seuss, Horton Hatches the Egg

  • #31
    George Carlin
    “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
    George Carlin



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