Beth > Beth's Quotes

“Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it. ”
― Richard P. Feynman

“What Washington Needs is Adult Supervision.”
― Barack Obama

“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
― Mae West

“The marvelous thing is that even in studying linguistics, we find that the universe as a whole is patterned, ordered, and to some degree intelligible to us.”
― Kenneth L. Pike

“Religion is just mind control. ”
― George Carlin

“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?”
― George Carlin

“It has become almost a cliché to remark that nobody boasts of ignorance of literature, but it is socially acceptable to boast ignorance of science and proudly claim incompetence in mathematics.”
― Richard Dawkins

“Longed for him. Got him. Shit.”
― Margaret Atwood

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
― Mark Twain

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”
― Matt Groening, The Big Book of Hell