Luculus > Luculus's Quotes

“Someday, Locke Lamora,” he said, “someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.”
“Oh please,” said Locke. “It’ll never happen.”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

“I am not young enough to know everything.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
― Oscar Wilde

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”
― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

“It's the new me," I explained, waving my hands jazz-style in greeting. "Matthew Swift, Midnight fucking Mayor - I've got multicoloured highlighters and everything.”
― Kate Griffin, The Neon Court

“(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.”
― Stephen Colbert

“The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.”
― Stephen Colbert

“NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life,
unfortunately, it won't date them either.”
― Stephen Colbert

“I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”
― Joss Whedon