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#1

“You're a lunatic. You ran me over with a goddamn Buick.”
― Janet Evanovich, One for the Money

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#2

“Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.”
― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

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#3

“Bullets are creepy."
Stephenie”
― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

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#4

“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

tags: books, reading

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#5

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

tags: carpe-diem, education, inspirational, learning

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#6

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

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#7

“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch”
― Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

tags: humor

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#8

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”
― Janet Evanovich

tags: birthday, cake, life, novels, romance

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#9

“Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.”
― Janet Evanovich

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#10

“I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,"
Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum”
― Janet Evanovich, One for the Money

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#11

“Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.”
― Janet Evanovich

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#12

“I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy”
― Janet Evanovich, One for the Money

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#13

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”
― Janet Evanovich

tags: humor, morelli

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#14

“Nice dress. Take it off.”
― Janet Evanovich

tags: humor, morelli, romance

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#15

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

tags: action, change, inspirational, misattributed-to-gandhi, philosophy, wish

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#16

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz

tags: humor, inspirational

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#17

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
― Rita Mae Brown

tags: humor, insanity

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#18

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

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#19

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women

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#20

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

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#21

“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.”
― Socrates

tags: knowledge, wisdom

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#22

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It

tags: wisdom

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#23

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
― Andre Gide, Autumn Leaves

tags: life, love

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#24

“If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: books, reading

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