E.J. Eisman > E.J.'s Quotes

“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
― Dorothy Parker, You Might As Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker

“Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.”
― Arthur Schopenhauer

“Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
― E.J. Eisman

“Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
― E.J. Eisman

“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
― E.J. Eisman

“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
― E.J. Eisman

“Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
― E.J. Eisman

“Love never reasons but profusely gives......gives like a thoughtless prodigal, it's all and trembles then, lest it has done too little. ”
― Hannah More