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“Politician? Me? Do I look like a big mouth with large pockets?”
― Florian Armas, Io Deceneus: Journal of a Time Traveler

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
― Mark Twain

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
― Ernest Benn

“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte