Sharon Stevenson > Sharon's Quotes

“Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.”
― Simon R. Green, Drinking Midnight Wine

“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

“I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?" Al said, leaning over the stove. "Quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet, eh?" he said, leering at Pierce, who was now rinsing out the percolator. "Is it working? I'd be curious to know. I'd buy her a cake or something.”
― Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction

“Even if nothing awaits you in the dark, Tal wondered, what if your line is baited, and you keep pulling in things you do not intend?”
― Matt Holgate

“In my book, water was only good for one thing...when I remember what that is, I'll let you know.”
― R.K. Lewis, The Street King - A Silver City Tale

“Oh my heavens!" said Julian's disembodied voice. "I seem to have pulled my big meaty hamstring! However will I deliver this basket of raw human flesh to the orphanage?”
― Robert Bevan, Zombie Attack!!!

“I've always been able to vomit as silently as a ninja; it's a questionable talent and a poor party trick.”
― Jason Purdy, Cigarette

“Elle had gone off in another direction and made him swear to ‘whatever twisted deity he believed in’ that he wasn’t going to follow her. Really made him wonder where the hell she was going.”
― Sharon Stevenson, Demon Divided

“I've developed some kind of psychosis from being forced to do a job I hate because it's my 'destiny'. Only there's no such thing as destiny and there's no such thing as soul-mates. It's biology and it sucks ass so hard I've had a pleasant little mental break. I'm going to the pub now. Put my pizza in the fridge for tomorrow. Thanks." - Shaun Gallows”
― Sharon Stevenson, Blood Bound

“Shaun couldn’t hold the sigh back. The disgustingly shaded contents of the pint glass were going to be his only company. His misery was going to have to make good friends with his Monkey Brains.”
― Sharon Stevenson, Fate Fallen

“You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.”
― Rusty Fischer, Zombies Don't Cry

“Her eyes flashed orange for a half-second and that gruesome and horrifying sight reminded me of the candles being lit on a grinning jack-o-lantern, if said jack-o-lantern was salivating.”
― Sharon Stevenson, Raised: Part One

“Like anyone gets over being brutally murdered by a one night stand. Talk about morning after regrets.”
― Sharon Stevenson, Raised: Part One

“I'm surprised you're not freaking."
"I don't freak'" he said bluntly.
"You kinda did when I burst into flames earlier."
"You caught me by surprise. Next time, I'll just whip out the marshmallows.”
― Rick Gualtieri, Bill the Vampire

“Marlene’s praise went down like a cold beer after a greasy burger.

She could sense this. “You’re not at all as bad as you pretend,” she said.

Careful... Now she was talking crap, that much was clear. I needed to change the topic.”
― Jutta Profijt, Morgue Drawer Next Door

“If I hear any more loud voices, you will both be auctioned off on eBay. I could use the extra money.”
― J. R. Rain, Vampire Dawn

“You have five seconds to leave the building. After that you're just asking for it.”
― Sharon Stevenson, Spirit Splintered

“This is what makes you a monster I need to put on my people-to-kill list.”
― Sharon Stevenson, Hell Halved

“I might be dead, but that hasn’t stopped me so far and it’s not about to start now.”
― Sharon Stevenson, Raised: Part Three

“The woman who’d killed me was really starting to piss me off.”
― Sharon Stevenson, Raised: Part Three