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  • #1
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #2
    Pierce Brown
    “Home isn't where you're from, it's where you find light when all grows dark.”
    Pierce Brown, Golden Son

  • #3
    We accept the love we think we deserve.
    “We accept the love we think we deserve.”
    Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  • #4
    Bill Watterson
    “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
    Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

  • #5
    Harper Lee
    “Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.”
    Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

  • #6
    Dr. Seuss
    “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
    Nothing is going to get better. It's not.”
    Dr. Seuss, The Lorax

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #8
    Brandon Mull
    “The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.”
    Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague

  • #9
    Charles M. Schulz
    “Happiness is a warm puppy.”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #10
    Charles M. Schulz
    “If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #11
    I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
    “I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

  • #14
    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #15
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.”
    Bill Waterson

  • #16
    Bill Watterson
    “CALVIN:
    When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.”
    Bill Watterson
    tags: life

  • #17
    Bill Watterson
    “You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
    What mood is that?
    Last-minute panic.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #18
    Bill Watterson
    “What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
    Bill Watterson

  • #19
    Bill Watterson
    “Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN”
    Bill Watterson

  • #20
    Bill Watterson
    “That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #21
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #22
    Bill Watterson
    “Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #23
    Charles M. Schulz
    “It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.”
    Charles M. Schulz, It Was a Dark and Stormy Night, Snoopy

  • #25
    Rick Riordan
    “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #26
    Rick Riordan
    “Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #28
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #29
    “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”
    Carter Crocker

  • #30
    William Shakespeare
    “The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
    William Shakespeare, As You Like It

  • #31
    Wayne W. Dyer
    “Fear of the unknown.

    They are afraid of new ideas.

    They are loaded with prejudices, not based upon anything in reality, but based on… if something is new, I reject it immediately because it’s frightening to me. What they do instead is just stay with the familiar.

    You know, to me, the most beautiful things in all the universe, are the most mysterious.”
    Wayne W. Dyer

  • #32
    “We do have a lot in common.
    The same air, the same Earth, the same sky.
    Maybe if we started looking at
    what's the same instead of
    always looking at what's different,

    ...well, who knows?”
    Meowth



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