Michaela Wood > Michaela's Quotes

“Life is too short to learn German”
― Oscar Wilde

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain

“Every man's Reason is sufficient for his guidance, if used.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Brains & culture seem non-existent from one end of the social scale to the other, & half the morons yell for filth, & the other half continue to put pants on the piano-legs.”
― Edith Wharton