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  • #1
    Helen Fielding
    “It struck me as pretty ridiculous to be called Mr. Darcy and to stand on your own looking snooty at a party. It's like being called Heathcliff and insisting on spending the entire evening in the garden, shouting "Cathy" and banging your head against a tree.”
    Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

  • #2
    Judith Viorst
    “Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.”
    Judith Viorst, Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.

  • #3
    William Ralph Inge
    “It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.”
    William Ralph Inge

  • #4
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “The truth is that the world is full of dragons, and none of us are as powerful or cool as we’d like to be. And that sucks. But when you’re confronted with that fact, you can either crawl into a hole and quit, or you can get out there, take off your shoes, and Bilbo it up.”
    Patrick Rothfuss

  • #5
    Terry Pratchett
    “I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #6
    Robert Bloch
    “Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”
    Robert Bloch

  • #7
    Connie Willis
    “I was on a walking tour of Oxford colleges once with a group of bored and unimpressable tourists. They yawned at Balliol's quad, T.E. Lawrence's and Churchill's portraits, and the blackboard Einstein wrote his E=mc2 on. Then the tour guide said, 'And this is the Bridge of Sighs, where Lord Peter proposed (in Latin) to Harriet,' and everyone suddenly came to life and began snapping pictures. Such is the power of books.”
    Connie Willis, The Winds of Marble Arch and Other Stories
    tags: books

  • #8
    Jay Lake
    “Writing is self-reinforcing. Don't make a fetish out of it, and don't surrender to the myth of the garret, or the myth of the chained muse. It's like playing the guitar, or practicing taekwondo, or having sex. The more you do, the better you get. The better you get, the better it feels. The better it feels, the more you want to do.”
    Jay Lake

  • #9
    “The whole world's writing novels, but nobody's reading them.”
    Robert Galbraith, The Silkworm

  • #10
    Beatrix Potter
    “There is something delicious about writing the first words of a story. You never quite know where they'll take you.”
    Beatrix Potter

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #12
    Lemony Snicket
    “It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door, the scream of fire engines, or the realization that today is the Monday which on Friday night was a comfortably long way off.

    A dog's wet nose is not strictly speaking the worst of the bunch, but it has its own peculiar dreadfulness which connoisseurs of the ghastly and dog owners everywhere have come to know and dread. It's like having a small piece of defrosting liver pressed lovingly against you.”
    Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

  • #14
    Terry Pratchett
    “Just a minute," said Lobsang. "Who are you? Time has stopped, the world is given over to...fairy tales and monsters, and there's a schoolteacher walking around?"

    "Best kind of person to have," said Susan. "We don't like silliness. Anyway, I told you. I've inherited certain talents."

    "Like living outside of time?"

    "That's one of them."

    "It's a weird talent for a schoolteacher!"

    "Good for marking, though," said Susan calmly.”
    Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

  • #15
    Patricia A. McKillip
    “The odd thing about people who had many books was how they always wanted more.”
    Patricia A. McKillip, The Bell at Sealey Head

  • #16
    William Shakespeare
    “I can see he's not in your good books,' said the messenger.
    'No, and if he were I would burn my library.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #17
    Jo Walton
    “Bibliotropic," Hugh said. "Like sunflowers are heliotropic, they naturally turn towards the sun. We naturally turn towards the bookshop.”
    Jo Walton, Among Others

  • #18
    Thomas Sowell
    “It is far easier to concentrate power than to concentrate knowledge. That is why so much social engineering backfires and why so many despots have led their countries into disasters.”
    Thomas Sowell, Intellectuals and Society

  • #19
    Thomas Sowell
    “When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.”
    Thomas Sowell

  • #20
    Thomas Sowell
    “The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.”
    Thomas Sowell

  • #21
    Thomas Sowell
    “People will forgive you for being wrong, but they will never forgive you for being right—especially if events prove you right while proving them wrong.”
    Thomas Sowell, Is Reality Optional? And Other Essays

  • #22
    Dashiell Hammett
    “I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, its possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.”
    Dashiell Hammett, The Maltese Falcon

  • #23
    Lindsey Davis
    “You know nothing about me, Falco," she muttered in a low voice.

    I whipped back, more intensely than I meant, "But oh my soul, I wanted to find out!
    Lindsey Davis, The Silver Pigs

  • #24
    Georgette Heyer
    “He was silent. Well! Now she knew how right she had been. He was not in the least in love with her, and very happy she was to know it. All she wanted was a suitable retreat, such as a lumber-room, or a coal-cellar, in which to enjoy her happiness to the full.”
    Georgette Heyer, Sylvester or The Wicked Uncle

  • #25
    Lindsey Davis
    “You could tell those two had been married by the way that she ignored him.”
    Lindsey Davis, Shadows in Bronze

  • #26
    Sherwood Smith
    “Love is one of the simplest of what we call the Mysteries, and yet the strongest, like air: the greatest treasure cannot buy it nor the smartest thief steal it nor the most powerful emperor command it. And like air, it freely fills to infinity whatever is open to it.”
    Sherwood Smith, Lhind the Spy

  • #27
    Sherwood Smith
    “As soon as we’re born, we become a part of patterns, the intimate ones we create with those we live among, and the patterns so large that it takes a lifetime to perceive a fragment of the possibilities.”
    Sherwood Smith, Banner of the Damned

  • #28
    Georgette Heyer
    “Their fond Uncle Martin looked anything but gratified, but managed to control his feelings until he found himself out of earshot of his sister. He then declared that if Louisa imagined that he meant to waste his time in amusing her children she would find herself very much mistaken.

    ‘Good God, Martin, are you mad?’ demanded Gervase. ‘You will take those brats for rides as soon as they have swallowed their breakfasts, if Theo and I have to tie you to the saddle! Did you not hear Louisa say that she could not tear them from us until they had been granted this indulgence?”
    Georgette Heyer, The Quiet Gentleman

  • #29
    Matt Dinniman
    “You know what, Carl? I’ve decided something,” Donut said, finally speaking. She released Mongo, who squawked and started investigating this strange, new world. “Yeah, Donut?” “I think they’re right about you. I think you’re crazy. Like, not a little weird crazy. Not guy who eats cereal without milk crazy. But crazy, crazy. Straitjacket crazy.” I took the cat into my lap, and then I pulled her to my chest. She purred heavily into my ear.”
    Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods



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