Derek > Derek's Quotes

“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
― Bette Davis

“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker

“That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.”
― Dorothy Parker, While Rome Burns