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“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”
― Stephen Colbert

“It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.”
― Stephen Colbert

“All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”
― Stephen Colbert

“I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.”
― Stephen Colbert

“There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.”
― Steven Colbert

“Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion.

Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable...in that it is not true. Only 3 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Kyle just rounded it up to the nearest 90.”
― Stephen Colbert