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#1

“I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs.”
― Andy Warhol

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#2

“You speak an infinite deal of nothing.”
― William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

tags: insults, shakespeare

4227 likes

#3

“One person's craziness is another person's reality.”
― Tim Burton

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#4

“You never understand life until it grows inside of you.”
― Sandra Chami Kassis

tags: life, pregnancy, wisdom

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#5

“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
― Bob Marley

tags: friendship

24425 likes

#6

“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people. ”
― Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

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#7

“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
― Allen Saunders

tags: fate, life, misattributed-john-lennon, planning, plans

43680 likes

#8

“Do not be afraid; our fate
Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift.”
― Dante Alighieri, Inferno

tags: faith, fate, fear

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#9

“Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy

tags: fate, hardy-cates, heartbreak, liberty-jones, sugar-daddy, travises

1583 likes

#10

“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
― Lily Tomlin

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#11

“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.”
― Dorothy Parker

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#12

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
― Mae West

tags: arousal, horniness, promiscuity

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#13

“But there's a story behind everything. How a picture got on a wall. How a scar got on your face. Sometimes the stories are simple, and sometimes they are hard and heartbreaking. But behind all your stories is always your mother's story, because hers is where yours begin.”
― Mitch Albom, For One More Day

tags: mother, stories

2291 likes

#14

“It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.”
― Woody Allen

tags: absurd

931 likes

#15

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: be-yourself, life, self-determination

3312 likes

#16

“No one is ever quite ready; everyone is always caught off guard. Parenthood chooses you. And you open your eyes, look at what you've got, say "Oh, my gosh," and recognize that of all the balls there ever were, this is the one you should not drop. It's not a question of choice.”
― Marisa de los Santos, Love Walked In

tags: dad, father, mom, mother, parenthood, parenting

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#17

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing

129013 likes

#18

“Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

tags: hurt, pain, perfect, truthful

5143 likes

#19

“The past is never where you think you left it.”
― Katherine Anne Porter

tags: past

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