Jonathan Norton asked Arthur Graham:

Why the asymmetric quiff. Symmetry or bust, dude. Oh yeah, question mark?

Arthur Graham But my asymmetrical hairstyle is just one of many ways by which I express my nonconformity, bravely bending each follicle to fly in the face of conventional wisdom such as this, proving to the world that I am capable of consuming animal products while at the same time adopting Morrissey as my fashion icon. I do what I want and get what I want, and right about now what I want is a double cheeseburger and more free hair product from Unilever and Procter & Gamble, my official sponsors.

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