Douglas Hackle

Douglas Hackle asked Arthur Graham:

Do you have any sage advice on how to get rid of a bad case of the cracker-ass honky blues?

Arthur Graham Unfortunately, there is no known remedy for the cracker-ass honky blues, at least not for those of us born with KING1, the so-called "Elvis-hair" gene. Thus we are doomed to a life of whiskey drinking, whoring around, wearing snakeskin, and, most importantly, cracker-assing. And honkying. And bluesing, as it were.

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Richard Derus

Richard Derus asked Arthur Graham:

Artsy, I have a hypothetic to pose: Recently I received a nudie pic of someone I know, who was clearly inebriated and looks like was receiving a handjob from Cthulhu...should I inform this person that the item is circulating, seeing as I have a copy marked #13?

Emma

Emma asked Arthur Graham:

When you write about girls are you mean or nice to them ?

Andy Harper

Andy Harper asked Arthur Graham:

Why are you such a pretentious idiot?

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