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Petra X
Petra X asked Arthur Graham:

Idiot! Nah... You'd never be so grandiously, exaggeratedly, preciously pretentious if you were and you carry it off so well. *Sigh* I wish I was up to your standard, how do you it?

Arthur Graham Admittedly, pretension is a talent requiring more intelligence than that of the average idiot, but in fact it's really quite simple. For example, to pretend at being sexy, fabulous, and brilliant, I simply AM sexy, fabulous, and brilliant; I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
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G. Brown
G. Brown asked Arthur Graham:

Why you are here? Fuxtion?

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A Goodreads user asked Arthur Graham:

A) If coerced, what question would you ask yourself? B) Would your answer make the questioner appear stupid or vice versa?

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A Goodreads user asked Arthur Graham:

Why bother? I actually just wanted to ask "why/" to your "Ask me a question" overture. but this goddam machine said it was too short. ................ Ummm. I mean ........................ Ah, shit on it.

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