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Jason
Jason asked Arthur Graham:

How fast can you run?

Arthur Graham Depends whether I've got my pants half on or whole on.
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A Goodreads user asked Arthur Graham:

Three questions. Today's news said that someone in Utah has filed a suit which would, if successful, would allow him to marry his computer. Was that you? If not, as a libertine, do you approve of the official recognition of inter-species relationships? If yes, do you consider it fair for the public to have to pay for the transportation required to fulfill the computer's visitation rights? Further thoughts welcomed.

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Douglas Hackle asked Arthur Graham:

Do you have any sage advice on how to get rid of a bad case of the cracker-ass honky blues?

Harry Whitewolf
Harry Whitewolf asked Arthur Graham:

Is your hairstyle modelled on Morrissey or Jedward? (Yes, I know you won't know who Jedward are, but trust me, they are adored in Britain.)

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