So this may sound somewhat retarded. Hordor! Without having to Google or Wiki all the time, how old are you bro? Would calling you "sir" be more appropriate in this regard? Could you start your autobiography with "Back in Korea, or perhaps even back in Nam?" Do you begin tales around a fire with the age old phrase "back in my day?" What are your hobbies? Do you believe in ghosts? Even had surgery? Catch ya later.