How do you feel about blue Sour Patch kids? I believe they are going to assist in the overall subjugation of humankind. That, and sporks. Sporks are fucking evil. What do you think?
If it is food and it is not a berry or a lobster, it is an abomination. I hate the word "spork" about as much as I hate "jorts", "totes", and 95% of the other pseudo-cute/clever abbrevities and portmanteaus propagated by the digital whores of our era.