How Long 'til Black Future Month?
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Read between September 26 - September 28, 2022
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without contrasts, how does one appreciate the different forms that joy can take?
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This is the paradox of tolerance, the treason of free speech: we hesitate to admit that some people are just fucking evil and need to be stopped.
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Who is to say plutonium is more powerful than, say, rice? One takes away a million lives, the other saves a hundred times as many.”
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New Orleans stank to the heavens.
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The French Quarter specifically, it smells like piss, vomit, booze and sweat.
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“Natural is in the eye of the beholder, as is beauty,” she snapped.
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Long ago, our ancestors looked at the sky and saw gods. Their ancestors saw only stars. In the end, only the earth knew the truth.
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Stars are magnificent, and don't need superstition or religion to help them burn brighter.
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Humans are full of interesting-but-useless features. Crying. Wisdom teeth.
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Life appeared on hundreds of worlds—nearly every one they’d found with liquid water.
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Water is quite common in space. Just not here on earth.
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“All the monsters were right here. No need to go looking for more in space.”
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It will taste delicious. It will also likely knock her into oncoming bicycle traffic.
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Is it a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?
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A fatal duck attack.