C.B.’s Comments (group member since May 01, 2015)

C.B.’s comments from the Support for Indie Authors group.

Diana wrote: "I wouldn't want to end up holding the cock, the statue would be so sad."

Better to be holding the cock than dropping the ball.

If you are writing 'Kevin in the Lair of the 50ft Valley Girls' then you can use 'like' as a conjunction as much as you wish!

Micah wrote: "I think it was meant more as an activity to baffle the poor groupie. Seemed very Spinal Tap at the time (not that we ever had groupies, of course!) "

I'm pretty sure you would only need to do that to a single groupie for that rumor to spread faster than a pair of legs with a hard-boiled egg rolling towards them.

T.L. wrote: "Wow; I'm sick!! "

Sick as in the surfer lingo kind? "Whoa! Dude, those were some sick moves out there on those swells, Gnarly."

So yeah, sick as in AWESOME!

Diana wrote: "Question, is the flying golem giving or receiving spankings? "

I think it depends on the wizard!

Personally, I like to think that it would do the spanking and have three hands or so that rotated much like a helicopter blade. (For maximum spanks)

Jim wrote: "One might make a female golem for smutty purposes :-)"

One can make a female golem, or a male golem, or a hermaphrodite golem, or a flying spanking golem for smutty purposes.

The possibilities are endless, and honestly I don't know how wizards even find time to leave the house. :)

Susan -> Brownies are small and helpful house spirits or fairies who will stick around and help your household providing you are not mean spirited towards them. They also enjoy gifts of milk and biscuits that you leave overnight unattended.

Many cultures have legends of such creatures and they go by many names, including elves, sprites, gnomes, fairies, and hobs. This is why Santa has tiny elves (who like the milk and cookies no less) and yet there are tall elves in fantasy books (since they come from the Norse version of elves).

The best example I can think of in Literature is the Shoemaker story where little creatures make the shoes for the elderly couple until... they stop for various reasons. Those are sometimes referred to as brownies.

Since all of those look like little people... they are all great for this exact task. Which is why I ended up using them, but picked Pixies, as I already used Fairies and both sometimes have wings, and pixies were a callback to a previous joke.

I am still interested in what others have to say. One of my friends suggested little bee people, which I thought was also cute.

Susan -> I am envisioning little frog like people, with sticky tongues. You are well on your way to becoming a great smutty author at this rate! :D

Diana -> Brownies, and many other variations, are a great idea as they do live in houses and are often thought to help / protect them. I actually almost used them, but Brownies can tend to show up as palette swaps of Goblins in video games so I wanted to avoid that reference. :) I could go the route of the Ushabti, or a Domovoi to keep the feel of that creature and avoid the Goblin links.

Okay! I am actually glad this thread exists now, as I actually do need help with a smutty smutty idea!

I think I have solved it, but it never hurts to get more opinions!

I have a character who gets 'Gullivered'. When he is sleeping a race of tiny creatures ties him up as their prisoner to use as they see fit.

My question is this: What would be a good species for the little creatures that have an orgy on a character's chest?

Keep in mind, this is a fantasy setting so pretty much anything goes. The previous chapter had Ent sex after all.

Thanks for the help!

Diana wrote: "Of course, it was stupid to enter a tunnel as it is closing off, how will they get out, what if they can't get to food and water. No flashlights, how will they see?"

I would think their Illumicocki symbols would start to glow, to provide light and to prove they are on the right track.

Diana wrote: "LOL, I don't think I'm a good example to learn from. "

Nonsense! Stop selling yourself short. You have been an excellent Brainstorming participant with many great ideas! I'd bounce sexy ideas off you anytime!

Susan wrote: "love your imagination and how your mind wanders.... I have so much to learn :)"

I am actually impressed that in this thread that we proved that not only is a Mystery/Erotica possible, but that it would be pretty awesome as well, and that it appears to have an audience!

Good show us!

If you need any help with sexy puzzle solving, or sexy puzzle making, let us know! :D

I agree with 'Centre'. I really hate it, especially when it is part of the word, Centring hurts my brain.

I am also not a fan of 'Armour'. It always makes me think that the chain shirt is in love with you.

Micah wrote: "I'd actually find it rather annoying. Unless the characters are reading or writing something, the spelling differences make no significant contribution to the story. It's not like the characters would hear the differences. There are other ways of communicating the differences between Americans and Canadians, eh?"

I'd agree actually on normal terms, certainly not in a serious story could you do that. It would be annoying! But all of my characters are typing and not talking, so the other characters are reading what they type. It would make sense in the context, but no, it couldn't be serious.

aLSO, AS THERE IS A CHARACTER TALKING IN CAPSLOCK, i DON'T THINK THAT bRISTISH AND aMERICAN TYPING DIFFERENCES WOULD BE THAT NOTICEABLE. aT LEAST COMPARED TO THE HORROR THAT IS THIS. :D

Diana wrote: "OK, first statue -- just imagine necessary appendages --



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When the rig..."

This is hilarious, and I can see the scene unfolding. :D

Am I the only one who thinks it would be amazing to have a British character in an American novel, or an American Character in a British Novel that speaks and does actions in the other spellings?

I am about 99% positive that the American in my next book series is going to do that and confuse the other Canadian characters.

Jim wrote: "Makes me think of the Shaw business -- you know, Pygmalion?
And the statue obviously "comes" to life after it gets its rocks off -- pun INTENDED!!!"

At least if it came to live you would know when you did enough to earn the 'clue'!

Well I think that there would be a few different 'clue puzzles' for the protagonist to solve through the story. The statue would lead you to the next 'clue puzzle' that you would need to solve with your appropriate 'clue piece'.

The Greek Statue only leads you further into the mystery of the Illumicocki's true intentions. Perhaps it points you in the direction that you need determine the One True 'Wand' of the Queen for example. Lousy queen was a pack-rat though, so she has far too many 'wands'. 1000s of them. Which is her favourite? How can you find out?

There could always be a team of two protagonists? That would allow for more variety in the sexy puzzles.

Olivia wrote: "Does the janitor have to be male? Can he be a she :)"

I was thinking of foreshadowing the janitor to be the albino with the whip, but who are we kidding? Women can be albino whip users / janitors just as good as the boys! (If not better)

That is a good point BB! I should change the topic name and warn people

I'm not honestly sure how you convince a statue that it is happy enough with your sexing.

Perhaps either a rhythm sequence needs to be activated, or an internal marble wang temperature needs to be reached, or a moisture quotient reached.

I know how to determine if a living rock Golem is satisfied (it goes to bed and smokes a cigarette), but a statue is another matter.

I think that the whip being a reward is much better than the self punishment idea going around.

So, solving the clues of the Illumicocki will prevent sex from becoming boring! That is a great plot right there.

Okay Susan, I think your Mystery / erotica is off to a great start already! Give us a few more days and it will be written. :D