xavier’s Comments (group member since Oct 25, 2021)

xavier’s comments from the the creature alliance - semi advanced group.

Red: I like your new pants!
Mika: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Red: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Mika: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Red: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Mika: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Red.

Mika: That was so hot, Red.
Red: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Mika: I'm so in love with you.

Red: Did it hurt when you fell-
Mika: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Red: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Mika: ...
Red: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Red: Is something burning?
Mika, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Red: Mika, the toaster is literally on fire.

Red/Terran: *angrily presses Mika/Ajax against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Mika/Ajax: ...
Mika/Ajax: Are we about to kiss-

PLS, THEY’RE BOTH DUMBASSES IN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAYS

Red: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Mika: I wrote you a poem.
Red, already crying: You did?

Red: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Mika: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Haha that's something I would probably say too

Haha thx! I feel like they fit them really well

Ajax: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Terran: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

Ajax: Is this mistletoe?
Terran: Uh, no, no, that is basil.
Ajax: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.
Terran: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

Terran: I want to kiss you.
Ajax, not paying attention: What?
Terran: I said if you die, I wont miss you

PLS THIS IS CANON

Ajax: What are you eating?
Terran: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Ajax: I like you, don't I?

Ajax: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Terran: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Terran: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

Terran: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Ajax: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Terran: How so?
Ajax: It makes holes.

Ajax: Tommorrow's garbage day.
Terran: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Terran: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Ajax: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Ajax: Can you cut me some slack, Terran? I’m sort of in love.
Terran: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Ajax: I’m in love with you.
Terran: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Terran: I love you.
Ajax, not paying attention: What was that?
Terran: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Terran: Are you ready to commit?
Ajax: Like, a crime or a relationship?