Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all)’s Comments (group member since Sep 20, 2013)

Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all)’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

She's such a creampuff.

Boy did I just date myself. It's an old song from the seventies by The Guess Who. Check it out on Youtube.

Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
Clap for the Wolfman
You gonna dig him 'til the day you die

Wolfman Jack was a radio DJ.
They took that record out of the local rollerskating rink because people would stamp their feet during the chorus and they claimed it broke the skates.

You clap for the wolfman, of course!

A Panda walks into a bar...the barman has never seen him before but gets his drink right, first time.

He just sets up a shot of Black and White.

I can't turn my back for a minute, y'all start raisin' cane!

Socket to me!

Good thing he didn't have a short fuse!

And because he was in such a wax...

Groovy wrote: "According to dictionary: Signs collectively, especially commercial or public display signs:
‘they plan to improve signage for motorists and pedestrians’

So, I guess it's not slang but another plu..."

But it's so unnecessary!! Just add an S to "sign" and you've got the plural!! Signs, indicators, etc...too simple for admin, I guess.

"Signage." Where did this come from, and who decided it was a word?
I just read something where a woman found a chapel in a shopping mall, "even though there was no clear signage."
Please, people.

How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet, it's still in committee.

And from my adopted Jewish grandmother:
How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb?
"Go ahead--let me sit in the dark!"

From my uni days:
How many freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb the first week of term?
All of them--they have to find it first.

How many grad assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but they have to have written permission from the department head.

How many vegetarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to do it, and the other to bring the hummus!

"For supportive reviews" seems a bit odd. Surely you want honest reactions? That's how we learn our craft.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes a long time, and that bulb has to really want to be changed!

Have we done lightbulb jokes yet?
There are so many...I remembered a real cracker yesterday but it's gone...I'm so burned out.

True story:
In my college days, when a good-looking guy would walk by, often one of the girls in our group would say, "Sodium!"
Finally one of them asked what it meant. She asked him,
"What's the abbreviation for sodium?"
"Na," he replied. "So?"
"Nice azz!" she explained.

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." Oscar Wilde said that, and he was much better at it.

Groovy wrote: "Is it me? Or does it seem as if we're being mocked?"

It's not you.
No one is required to read this thread if they don't want to.

Posting here is the acid test, Groovy. Litmus decide for you!