Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all)

“Don't let your mouth start nothing your ass can't stand.”
― Toni Morrison, Sula

“I am a genius of infinite potential and highly limited patience. People shouldn’t try me so.”
― Seanan McGuire, Every Heart a Doorway

“Everyone walks carrying a hoop of his own horizons, large or small (since scales differ) and more or less illuminated by his own understanding. What resemblance or relationship his world has to the real one, none can know. But the one sure-thing bet is this: The world "I really believe in" does not, it cannot, it never will coincide with reality.”
― Charlotte Armstrong, The Protégé

“The Market knows, you see, when someone is acting to the best of their ability. The Market doesn't punish us for having limitations. It only reminds us that fair value applies to everyone.”
― Seanan McGuire, In an Absent Dream