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Jan 16, 2017 01:50PM

114553 So he had been cuffed and stuffed
Jan 15, 2017 02:47PM

114553 Or is it never trust a man with a land rover period, LOL couldn't afford the bumper of one let alone a whole one dirty or clean.
Jan 15, 2017 02:36PM

114553 Yup that's me a double downer, double down or nothing LOL
Jan 14, 2017 05:11PM

114553 Hmm a bit to deep for me, LOL and if I did try it on I wouldn't be able to see as it would cover my eyes then I would be the man who sees darkly.
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Jan 14, 2017 05:00PM

114553 Were you talking to my cousin again, I keep locking him in but he is always escaping Houdini it again and let him out ?
Jan 14, 2017 04:57PM

114553 I guess I am an open book I don't hide anything I feel no need to be deceitful or dis honest beside if I tried it would be obvious, lol I cant tell a decent lie or keep anything to my self the wife would always know.
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Jan 13, 2017 04:35PM

114553 Iran straight to the loo and had to make an offering to the porcelain god, Oh I'm sorry that was when I ate the doner last time I get the cheap organs
Jan 13, 2017 04:31PM

114553 Oh I get it plastic people well that's what I call those that feel the need to enhance what they were given with excess filler. Or change what they were given because it is not what they want.
Jan 12, 2017 03:11PM

114553 LOL or the president elect, I think he was elected because people saw Donald on the ballot and though it was Donald duck and put a tick in that box.

I think we would have been better of with Donald Duck.
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Jan 12, 2017 02:56PM

114553 OK so I was hamming it up a bit, but you must-ard agree it wasn't bad
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Jan 12, 2017 02:38PM

114553 Police stopped by while I was trying to unlock my car with a hangar, "Is this your car sir"

Why no officer its not mine

Then I have to ask you to stop what you are doing

But Officer I'm just trying to hang it up so it will dry
Jan 12, 2017 02:29PM

114553 I guess I would rather be classed as a real person verses an unreal person. What would an unreal person look like ?
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Jan 12, 2017 02:28PM

114553 I could do with a good Chinese, haven't tried Syrian, but have had a doner and it was a very greecey affair
Jan 12, 2017 02:24PM

114553 perfections is in the eye of the beholder.
Jan 12, 2017 02:22PM

114553 LOL I feel like I am back at school having my brain mashed through a tea strainer. I was always terrible at English language and don't even get me started on spelling, all I can say is thank god for spell check.
Jan 11, 2017 02:07PM

114553 Very good definition and usage of the word, you are very good Ori.
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Jan 11, 2017 02:03PM

114553 Hungry is a European country, but I will have some of that cheese whiz because I'm crackers...
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Jan 10, 2017 03:02PM

114553 What do you call a Chilean dog with a milk by product on him ?

A Chili Dog with cheese
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Jan 09, 2017 02:32PM

114553 Howling mad the whole pack of you, you have me chasing my tale as if I was hot on the trail of a wild rabbit...
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Jan 09, 2017 02:10PM

114553 what do you call a missing dog ?

Dog gone