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So he had been cuffed and stuffed

Or is it never trust a man with a land rover period, LOL couldn't afford the bumper of one let alone a whole one dirty or clean.

Yup that's me a double downer, double down or nothing LOL

Hmm a bit to deep for me, LOL and if I did try it on I wouldn't be able to see as it would cover my eyes then I would be the man who sees darkly.

Were you talking to my cousin again, I keep locking him in but he is always escaping Houdini it again and let him out ?

I guess I am an open book I don't hide anything I feel no need to be deceitful or dis honest beside if I tried it would be obvious, lol I cant tell a decent lie or keep anything to my self the wife would always know.

Iran straight to the loo and had to make an offering to the porcelain god, Oh I'm sorry that was when I ate the doner last time I get the cheap organs

Oh I get it plastic people well that's what I call those that feel the need to enhance what they were given with excess filler. Or change what they were given because it is not what they want.

LOL or the president elect, I think he was elected because people saw Donald on the ballot and though it was Donald duck and put a tick in that box.
I think we would have been better of with Donald Duck.

OK so I was hamming it up a bit, but you must-ard agree it wasn't bad

Police stopped by while I was trying to unlock my car with a hangar, "Is this your car sir"
Why no officer its not mine
Then I have to ask you to stop what you are doing
But Officer I'm just trying to hang it up so it will dry

I guess I would rather be classed as a real person verses an unreal person. What would an unreal person look like ?

I could do with a good Chinese, haven't tried Syrian, but have had a doner and it was a very greecey affair

perfections is in the eye of the beholder.

LOL I feel like I am back at school having my brain mashed through a tea strainer. I was always terrible at English language and don't even get me started on spelling, all I can say is thank god for spell check.

Very good definition and usage of the word, you are very good Ori.

Hungry is a European country, but I will have some of that cheese whiz because I'm crackers...

What do you call a Chilean dog with a milk by product on him ?
A Chili Dog with cheese

Howling mad the whole pack of you, you have me chasing my tale as if I was hot on the trail of a wild rabbit...

what do you call a missing dog ?
Dog gone