mrbooks’s Comments (group member since Mar 19, 2014)

mrbooks’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

Wow history lessons on a joke thread I guess you can have a funny side to history.

Did you hear about the Orc who asked a dwarf for directions?

before you ask I don't know the answer it's not in the book...

no strings attached but we are all trussed up with the ropes of morality

you would be tacked to the wrack and given 40 wacks

we have the candle power and we know how you use it

oh going on the lite side of humor I was having a halogen of a good time

As a cat owner and lover I have to agree with that it was fantastic. was rolling on the floor laughing until the tears came out have been there and done that. I had two long haired cats and trust me if you think pills are hard try dealing with diarrhea and long haired cats. Here's a hint cats water and running for cover.

why are cats so relaxed?

they live in a purrrfect world

and why do they call it a driveway when you park on it and a parkway when you drive on it?

LOL riding the waves in the navy has a different meaning. Back many a year ago women sailors were called waves. So we are going to scuttle this right now LOL.

I though I saw her at froggy bottom swamp

I'm just a little tadpole swimming in the pool of life

I sort of flip flop on the issue of clogs

LOL I use to have a older woman that worked at our HR that use to call me duck, come to find out she called everyone duck it is easier then remembering real names. The wife has a lady that she works with that calls everyone either fruit or flower.

That would work LOL

oooh getting kinky, I am not quite old enough to wear knicker bockers, phew.

I will just loafer around until they come back in style

easiest way or should I say cheapest way to get fashionable jeans is to buy a cheap pair of regular or skinny jeans and rip or tear them rub some oily soil into them and wash them 10 times over and you will be fashionable for less the half the cost of the wrecked jeans.

Wow I actually used a word in the right context for once, will wonders never cease.

Well you are following the current fashion then wrecked jeans holy jumper and old socks. Ok maybe not the old socks.

Yes mate is sometimes used by friends, but a friend won't call me mate he will use my given name. If a friend did call me mate I would blithely say "we are not married or sleeping together, so don't call me mate.

The one that really rile me are those I don't know think they have the right to call me mate.

Not sure if I used blithely correctly, if I didn't accept my apologies in advance.

I'll stiletto you know when I get a new pair