mrbooks’s Comments (group member since Mar 19, 2014)

mrbooks’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

We asked for the bare facts, and they gave us the essentials

Bear it in mind if you take the bull by the horns don't let go.

but when mixed with the right ingredients it makes some excellent cookies.

this is a bullish thread then don't let it loose in a china shop

My mother use to always come up with a home recipe for one thing and another. When we had the flu she had this mixture she would whip up one of the ingredients was grandma's black strap molasses I don't have a clue what else was in it. The surprising thing is the stuff really worked.

Here is a very old one for you.

A farmer buys a new bull to replace his old one as he is getting old and slow. e put his new bull in the field with the old one.

New bull to old bull: I am here to replace you, so whats it like around here.

Oh not to bad

old bull to new bull: I am getting old, lets have a race who ever wins gets to keep the herd. But as i am older i need a bit of a head start is that going to be a problem?

OK, lets race and i have no problem giving you a head start.

So the old bull starts tearing off across the field bellowing out like a mad thing. The young bull tears after him thinking the old fool is going to wear him self out making all that noise.

The farmer see this and shakes his head and lifts his rifle and shoots the new bull. That's the third gay bull i have had to shoot this week...

OK, old and sad I know sorry

Oh I love that word conniption it just sounds so fluid the way it roles out.

When the sun is out and the weather is fine they will hold the door from 20 yards away but they won't open it if it's pissing down of rain until you are inches from it.

it is cat a gorically unfounded thought to cat alouge thos findings

how about having a cat scan to make sure it is a healthy string

What a highschool student is suppose to think, what sacrilege is this.

another fine Italian pasta I ran across its called a lapso noodle

How do they get the angel hair for angel hair pasta ?

I know the loo seat needs changing...

Oh that would be telling and I never tell

you and Mr. Arnes but poor Charlie didn't he always got the raw end of the deal I can empathize with him.

I do love Lucy and not because she is loose but because she serves a juicy goose

Oh Lucy was cruel not only did she cut shorty she always pulled the football away when Charlie went to kick it.

he has so many corn's from running the rainbow looking for his gold. (OK crony)

for those that use that kind of terminology (based off), very hard. I hope I wasn't one of those people LOL

he will elf you need it but he doesn't know ho alfar you are going