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Swimmer
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Most ducks have legs like orange spatulas. Those must be lazy swimmers. Mine have thighs like Michael Phelps in the summer of 2008.
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― Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world
― Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world
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Criticizing an actor for being emotional is like putting down a swimmer for being able to swim.
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