“
All boys are swines. They snog you and dump you. Or lick your face. Or put bats in your mouth.
”
― A Midsummer Tights Dream
― A Midsummer Tights Dream
“
I whispered to Jas, "I hope they haven't got a cat," and she said, "Don't you mean a dog?" and I said, "Have you met Angus?
...more
”
― Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
― Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
