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Elf
“
If you wedge me between two tall cliffs, I would hang a portrait on each and call them home. If you wedge Ayden, he would spend the next thousand years carving a stairway with his blade, one grain of stone at a time, until he could call himself free.
”
― Counterpoint
― Counterpoint
“
Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard.
"Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam.
"Toymaker."
"Gold-digger.
...more
”
― Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
― Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
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