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The sailfish is the fastest fish in the world. That’s why it tastes like Christopher Cross’ hit song and is the preferred catch by nine out of ten dentists.
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― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
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Stacy can choke on store-bought sugar cookies like the rest of us. Why's he even bringing them? They're dentists. They should be eating celery.
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― You Deserve Each Other
― You Deserve Each Other
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