I can ride my new dog.

I’m mad at my dog.

Because of THIS:

She sticks her tongue out at me!

How rude, crude, and socially unacceptable.

I’ve had enough of this behavior.

I officially pronounce that I’m getting a NEW dog.

Here she is:

Notice how well behaved she is?

And she’s fluffy, too.

I think she’ll be a welcome addition to our living room.

And we’ll NEVER have to cut the grass, again!

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This post brought to you by insane women.

Please teach our dogs some manners.