I’ll give you free air if you don’t wear pants.

In honor of 2016,

we are offering something VERY valuable…

Please dress appropriately

when you cross the street to get your air…

In other words, wear too-long sleeves,

no pants, and a top hat.

While we’re talking about proper attire,

please dress your snowmen warmly.

Scarves and snowman sweaters will do.

In conclusion,

please have a wonderful 2016.

Love,

Lynn