How NOT to pet your dog

Hello.

I got a weird present.

I think the Pet Petter will come in handy

when I visit my brother’s huge Irish Wolfhound next Christmas.

I’m hoping that maybe it’ll stop me

from making these weird faces.

Or maybe not. Probably not. Okay, never.

I’m always going to ham it up for the camera.

It’s good to know your weaknesses, right?