Jason Is Asking for It

So I'm writing Jason's story, or supposed to be. That *&$! twerp has made me start chapter 1 three times already. I should be near the end of chapter 1, not still grappling at the beginning!

Is he hard? No. Is he mean to me? No. So what is it? I DON'T KNOW! Jason is sort of floating around, doing his own thing, watching me. I have the keys of the keyboard imprinted in my forehead from the amount of times I've smacked it down on the keyboard in frustration. Even Evie and Lily stalked off and left me to it because I kept groaning and head smacking and disturbing their beauty sleep (one on the chair, the other in my basket of paper stuff to be shredded later). My delete key is almost worn out.

And behind me, almost next to my ear, I hear this whispered 'tsk tsk tsk'.
Just keep 'tsking' away, Jason, MY FINGER IS ON THE DELETE KEY!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

I need more Diet Coke...stat...