A Merry Whoopdi Friggin Doo Starring Many Of You!

Robbie Raisin is here to spread lots of cheer. Actually I just want to put on a show so my ratings don't blow. I need to make a buck too. Let's hope you all have something great to get people to tune in and view.

So Blue Grumpster guy, what would you start off with to make the ratings fly?

Not a toad
On the road
Or a fox
In a box
Wearing socks

That was so helpful as it ruled out 2 of a 100 billion things. Hank, I see you waiting in the wings.

Pity the mutt
A boner of sort
It has to live with it then, the nasty Vet!

A dog with a boner that's been fixed. Wow, Beer Guys, can you make that nixed?

Can't tell if yawning, or sneezing, or biting, or all of the above.

Do you really want to do what a boner dog does when boning? PL Keenor do your senses have another honing?

scared the you know what out of me!

Shit doesn't fly on air. Tabbies, anything from your lair?

orlin: " I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse "

cassie: "do I look like I give a damn " 

This isn't a puppet show you know. Bijoux what would you put on the show?

My kids could write a book called Paranoid Grandma.

How long would that take? Betty, tell me ratings you can make.

along with the image of the cat and pee

A kids book with grandma's, cats and pee. Gloria, say you have something for me?

Sounds funny!

We've hit the low audience today. Robyn, care to make them go away?

some cats ARE assholes and deserve to be bitten

Biting cats would keep them here. Betsy, bring a good idea near.

Biting a cat back is just funky!

We know that. Truedessa, anything wise where you are at?

I saw a naughty shot, the cat should give you a swat

You want to bring porn to this? Anne, anything besides such bliss?

She's so much like me, it's uncanny. Except that my tits still sit a little higher up than hers (for now anyway)

Anne, the porn star? Did you go very far?

I need professional help.

More than we needed to know. Suza, you have to have something to add to the show.

Made me spit out my drink

Backwash? That is it? Brian, anything to make it a hit?

Yep, that one will me in my head fur a while!

Anne's images must stick. Keepin It Real Folks, care to make your pick?

I'm impressed with how clean your house is!

This isn't for the OCD nuts. Jax, get us out of these ruts.

I can only imagine me trying to explain to my manager that I wanted to hear a rhyming cat sing a tune!

I'm sorry I asked. Susan, you have been tasked.

Thanks a lot for that irritating tune

So you made up the tune to her nutty ring? Miss Caitlin S, care to add something?

I can't believe you wrote this

I didn't, you did. Sandra Cox, make all viewers flip their lid.

I swear I've seen every size and variety:)

And now we're back to porn. Rosey, are you so forlorn?

Thanks for the new experience. -_- lol

I guess she likes porn. Fundy Blue, are you torn?

Now that was truly icky-scary!!!!!

Nope, guess not. Jacquelineand.... are you enjoying the plot?

the farty song, I fear

Guess she has too much gas. Mary Kirkland, care for a pass?

That cat is so cute that all else slipped my mind except cat cuteness.

Wasn't your thing rats? Theresa, what do you think of our stats?

I zone out, then someone asks me a question and I sit there with a blank stare.

Kind of like the one you have now? Wow, viewers are going to have a cow. There is no talent around here. I have to go elsewhere I fear. Robbie Raisin is through with you. Stay away from Whoopdi Friggin Doo.

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And you scared him away. At least until another day. My what dirty minds you all have at your sea. Anne even got two in with glee. Who knew Jacqueline had a thing for gas? Not my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.