What Not To See Under The Tree!

The cat will save you some time with today's rhyme. Unless your mind has already be tainted by some. Then I guess you can just agree with my rhyming bum.


If the fat guy is green,When upon your scene,Turn the channel away.You'll have a better day.

If the fat guy needs Greyskull,It will turn out dull.Worse than that.Be pretty much scat.

Speaking of scat.Avoid this where you are at.A bad sequel rip off thing. No praises for it you will sing.

Pac-man stopped eating.I guess he skipped trick or treating.Or maybe it grew fleeting.Either way, well worth deleting.

Sonic is fast.So make this a thing of the past.Run away from it. Sure not a hit.

TMNT's singing a tune.Splinter even does like a loon.Sooo just not right. Your head may get a holey night.

Want to be hairy?Otherwise this is scary.Star Wars it is not.Barely has a plot.

If you gotta catch them all,Might want to rethink that call.Santa and Pikachu.Who knew?

Yoshi the stuff eating reindeer.When he comes near,He'll gulp you down,And poop you out as an egg over town.

And do I need a reason?This is just treason.Run the other way. Don't join the scary fray.
And now I have saved you time. No need to watch any old crime. Can keep the holiday spirit as these would make you fear it. Maybe if you have little time to waste and pretty poor taste, give them a go and see if you agree with my show. Otherwise avoid each and every pass. Trust my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.