Armed And Charmed!

So Pat was leaning against a wall, waiting for them to get done the dumb car recall. Yeah, stupid recalls are a pain. But better than crashing into a train. Anyway, was crossing his arms and that raised alarms.

Why are you so defensive?
It won't be expensive.
No need to cross your arms.
Sit with the rest on the recall farms.

No, I'll stand.
And I'll cross my arm or hand.
Just because I want to.
Now go somewhere and shoo.

See, I knew you were defensive.
Maybe a little apprehensive.
Why don't you go and sit.
I bet you will like it.

Sit on it.
You stupid twit.
Leave me be.
Go climb a tree.

That's no nice.
Recalls don't cost a price.
Don't be mad.
Not much time is had.

Twits are everywhere.
There are twits to spare.
I stand because I want to.
So go stick your head in a loo.

That can't be comfy though.
Come, sit and watch the talk show.
Maybe you can learn.
They'll call you when it is your turn.

Stick it up your ass.
Go choke on a bass.
Leave me be.
I'm not in the way, so flee.

You are rude.
No need for attitude.
I hate the defensive,
They are so apprehensive.

Finally took the hint.
Maybe she'll go pop a mint.
Bad breath and twit.
Bet she is a salesperson hit.

Yep, Pat was thought to be defensive at our sea because he was leaning against a wall, arms crossed, and waiting for them to finish their recall for free. Pffft, only got ticked with the twit wouldn't leave him alone. Ever get those who won't go away unless you change your tone? Or those who think crossed arms are bad? Damn, they come at my every which way at our pad. The twit can go choke on the gas that comes out of my not crossed little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.