A Nut Attack Once More At My Shack!
The cat must have a target on his back. Maybe it's a clear target I lack? Should I walk around with an F the crazies sign? Then they may stray far far away from the feline. I suppose it could be worse. At least it wasn't Flappy that made me curse.
Christmas is the devil.
It's so not on the level.
It twists everything around.
Like a tail chasing hound.
You shouldn't celebrate it.
Nope, not one bit.
Takes away from religious ways.
Santa has everyone in a daze.
You can't believe in him.
That is just dim.
He makes everything grim.
Christ is the one true HIM.
Let him in.
Christmas is sin.
Don't buy a thing.
Give and give at your wing.
Give to the church.
We need a new perch.
Come and give to us.
See, we are making a fuss.
So give away.
Christmas takes your pay.
We use your pay.
Now come our way.
Ignore the fat guy.
He's just a lie.
Give Christ a try.
Then you won't fry.
This is the way.
Come and join the fray.
Otherwise you are wrong.
Come sing our song.
No cheery tunes.
They are for loons.
Christmas is a drag.
Follow us with a tail wag.
Here, take a pamphlet home.
I bet to us you'll roam.
We are the way.
Heed what we say.
Yep, there were nuts outside a store going on and on and on by the door. Christmas is oh so bad. Religion is oh so rad. Can't have both, just one. Christmas isn't supposed to be given a run. Pffft all these crackpots get is sass from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Christmas is the devil.
It's so not on the level.
It twists everything around.
Like a tail chasing hound.
You shouldn't celebrate it.
Nope, not one bit.
Takes away from religious ways.
Santa has everyone in a daze.
You can't believe in him.
That is just dim.
He makes everything grim.
Christ is the one true HIM.
Let him in.
Christmas is sin.
Don't buy a thing.
Give and give at your wing.
Give to the church.
We need a new perch.
Come and give to us.
See, we are making a fuss.
So give away.
Christmas takes your pay.
We use your pay.
Now come our way.
Ignore the fat guy.
He's just a lie.
Give Christ a try.
Then you won't fry.
This is the way.
Come and join the fray.
Otherwise you are wrong.
Come sing our song.
No cheery tunes.
They are for loons.
Christmas is a drag.
Follow us with a tail wag.
Here, take a pamphlet home.
I bet to us you'll roam.
We are the way.
Heed what we say.
Yep, there were nuts outside a store going on and on and on by the door. Christmas is oh so bad. Religion is oh so rad. Can't have both, just one. Christmas isn't supposed to be given a run. Pffft all these crackpots get is sass from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Published on December 19, 2015 03:00
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