"Detective, the murder victim may have been poisoned by flan. The lab tests will be done soon." "So—the proof is in the pudding."— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015
A crow goes shopping in Boston: "Will this be cash?" "No, put it on my credit cawed."— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015
Job Interview: "What are your hobbies?" "I love peanut butter." "OK, anything else—" [sets peanut butter jar on desk] "I REALLY LOVE IT."— Bart King (@BartKing) December 10, 2015
Just realized that any humor concocted under a roof is an "inside joke." *mind blown*— Bart King (@BartKing) December 10, 2015
"We can see this is a disaster site, and we're here to help. But first – stick 'em up!" —A visit from the Red Double-Cross.— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015
Published on December 13, 2015 12:46