I identify too much with Socially Awkward Bee

Oh my fucking God, I spent TWO HOURS on Tumblr instead of writing my final paper for Civ. What the fuck is wrong with me?!

In my defense, though, http://floccinaucinihilipilificationa... is seriously awesome. I love this artist’s comics. Dragon Bros, Potato John and Sherlock, Harry Potter, Fucking Nancy…

But most of all, I love Socially Awkward Bee/ Lame Selfie Bee.

It’s because I identify with the bee way too much.

The neurotic thoughts, the crippling insecurity…so me.

I REMEMBER EMBARRASSING SHIT FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND LITERALLY CRINGE AT HOW FUCKING STUPID/AWKWARD/NERDY I WAS.

God, I have zero social grace. Sometimes, I avoid people I know just to avoid interacting with them. DO I SAY HI? BUT THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD. DO I PRETEND I DON’T SEE THEM? BUT THAT’S JUST FUCKING RUDE. DO I GO THE OTHER DIRECTION? BUT THAT’S JUST COWARDLY.

Sometimes, I even do this with friends. FRIENDS.

But with friends, I am especially neurotic.

A typical message exchange for me –

Me – Could we hang out?

A minute passes. I see they’re online. What the fuck? They’re online and ignoring me. OH MY GOD, THEY HATE ME. NO ONE LIKES ME. I HAVE NO FRIENDS. I WILL DIE ALONE. I’M A LOSER. OH MY GOD, I WANT TO DIE –

Friend – I would love to!

Thank God. I do have friends. I’M NOT A FRIENDLESS LOSER.

Me – When do you want to hang out?

A minute passes. Oh my God, they’re online and they’re ignoring me. What the fuck? Never mind, I don’t have friends. I’M A LOSER AND I WANT TO DIE AND NO ONE LIKES ME AND –

Yeah, you don’t want to be in my head.