"Ancient Art"? Please!

This book by Dr. Haha Lung titled  The Ancient Art of Strangulation gives up its assassination secrets right on the cover!



Assassin 1 (kneeling): ...and so Goldilocks and her grandmother lived happily ever after.

Assassin 2 (pointing): Look! A flying penguin!

Victim: Let me stretch out my freakishly long neck to look at this penguin you speak of!

Assassin 3 (approaching from behind): This is like strangling fish in a barrel!