Answers the Second: Randomness and Torture

Matthew Rush asks: Would you rather be Jirayah (Pervy Sage) or Kabuto (the dork with the glasses)?



I can't say I approve of Jiraiya's choice of hobbies or Kabuto's choice of employer, though they are both pretty powerful. But any way I look at it, Jiraiya's got one thing going for him that Kabuto doesn't. Sage Mode:







Susan Kaye Quinn asks: Favored platform: Mac or PC?



I would love a Mac. Thank you for offering.



Every time I buy a new computer, I have to make this decision, and it always...